Sweet dee is dating a retarded person episode
Charlie: Well why didn’t you cut it like a...cause it totally looks like a dick. And she feels very excited, she feels very sensual and I feel very sensual about her because she looks so good. And then we chit-chat at her place, it's no big deal, but eventually she says, "Do you want to make love, Charlie? First of all, your breath smells like an old-lady fart passing through an onion. Dennis: When she jumps up on the stage we'll blast her with the water, the crowd will go crazy, the other girls are gonna wanna join in, and we will save the bar and then she'll break up with Charlie ruining any hopes for happiness that that son of a bitch ever had. Here's the thing--I had a really strange night last night. (He walks out.)Charlie: Okay, okay, quick conference, guys. He's going to his car and he's going to slide it sideways, ya know what I mean? Charlie: Look, Mac, I'm tired, I want to go home, I just want to wash my hands of this whole stinkin' mess, so I'm gonna ask you just one time: did you, or did you not, snap into a distinct and alternate personality, and go on a serial killing rampage? Now the dress is starting to look fantastic, you know? Get your hand off my shoulder because I've got a fatty to burn. look at this guy, he's definitely a drifter, all right? The episode in question is titled "Sweet Dee's Dating a Retarded Person". All we know is we can't wait for Season 13 to come out. Dee dates a famous local rapper and it could turn out to be true love, even though he might be mentally challenged. I mean shit if you want it to be a bicep it needs more veins. One of them died on my doorstep, and it sorta put me in a funk. (The Gang is taken aback, but the Waitress is incredibly smug.)Corporate Guy: Well, then, clearly you're an idiot, because these people are psychopaths. They left me in a world of darkness without your sexy hands, and I miss you, Night Man, so bad... I thought well alright lets go with the dick thing, its more masculine anyway. And then, you know, we chit-chat a little bit, no big deal but she asks me back to her place. Your friends and their doo-wop group, they showed up at my house and tried to attack me. Charlie: [singing] They took you, Night Man, and you don't belong to them. [huffs spray paint]Dennis (ticking off the items): Well, let's see: there's the driving, the drooling in the yearbook, the "overcoming the odds," the living with the mom?
Glenn Howerton's admission that he has few regrets about the show but is willing to be frank about one of them seems like a healthy perspective.
[reading] "Frank, if your fat monkey heart is still beating, then congratulations.
Lawyer: Okay, uh, Frank, I have something here I need to read to you from Barbara.
It has already been renewed for Season 14, and at this point, it seems like the stars will likely have free reign to decide when and how to end the show on their own terms.
Fingers crossed that won't be for at least a couple of more years, and when it does happen, everyone involved will figure out the perfect way to send the hilarious and foul-mouthed show out with a bang.
The admission came in an oral history with GQ that chronicled the Sunny Gang's beloved musical 'The Nightman Cometh", and it's a particularly interesting quote (at least to me) for a couple of reasons.