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Some people embrace online dating, while others accept it as a necessary but deplorable part of modern dating.
Here are some funny quotes about dating for the digital age: "It's not 'Great Cupid' or even 'Good Cupid.' It's Ok Cupid." - Helen Hong "Online dating is like online shopping except you're looking for people no one wants, and it's a month." - Phil Pivnick "If we meet offline, and you look nothing like your pics, you're buying me drinks until you do." - Unknown "I wish there was an online dating website for people who hate online dating." - Unknown "I look great in my profile pictures.
What follows are some funny dating quotes that everyone can relate to at one point or another over the course of their dating careers: "My sister was with two men in one night. So put your man out in the sun and spray him with a hose." - Whitney Cummings In today's dating world, online dating is more common than it was, say, ten years ago.
And with online dating comes a whole new set of problems.
He thought he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelled the word 'you' and I just put the letter 'u.'" - Kelly Osbourne "Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny.
Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend." - Lucy Liu "Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet service to see who they really are." - Will Ferrell "I went out with a guy once who told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around.
Whether they’re celebrating the way a kiss feels or hilariously highlighting the uncertainty of diving into a new relationship, each one will definitely resonate with anyone who’s ever been on a date.Here are some funny quotes about dating straight from the mouths of celebs: "I don't have a girlfriend.But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that." - Mitch Hedberg "Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla." - Jim Bishop "I was dating this guy, and we would spend all day text messaging each other.They were taken when I didn't need online dating to meet people." Source: "Internet dating is the fastest, most efficient way to gather a pool of qualified candidates.It could take you a lifetime to do the investigation that the computer comes up within seconds." - Judsen Culbreth Who better to provide funny quotes about dating than celebrities?
I told him, 'I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around."'- Chelsea Handler "I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back." - Zsa Zsa Gabor Just because a quote is funny doesn't mean there isn't some truth to it.